Dear Aunt Megan,
When you said we were going to do something fun, I got excited. A rollercoaster? White water rafting? Helicopter ride over the coast?
This is what I got: a swing at the park. Really? That's your idea of excitement? I tried to be polite. I tolerated your little "adventure." But I have to let you know: I was just not that into it.
Bring your "A game" next time you think up something "exciting," OK?
Your niece, Kana