This week, Owen has been complaining of stomach aches. They don't seem to be anything major and certainly aren't "cramping" his style (sorry, i couldn't resist). But when he mentioned another one in the car yesterday, I made a suggestion:
Me: Owen, maybe we need to go see the doctor for your tummyaches. Or better yet, why don't we have daddy check you out tonight?
Owen: No, Daddy's not a professional.
Hmmmm....I bet that would be news to his patients...:)